Emergency...Again

For some unexplained reason the Harrells and the Rossins cannot get together without a trip to the emergency room. We vacation in the "Bermuda Urgent Care Triangle" and fall in every single time! Last July Eric went to the emergency room for dehyration with a side of pneumonia. The next day I got carried off the mountain with dehyration as well (don't hike the "Y" in July at noon or at least learn your lesson from the day before).
This year was no different. Ethan fell off a stool while making cookies and bit his lip clean through to the other side. Took him to the doctor who then sent us to the plastic surgeon. No stitches. Ate his bag of cookies on the ride home.
Jack then jumped off the tramp and sliced his foot on metal curbing in the backyard. Went to Urgent Care and made it one minute after closing. Made a U turn to the hospital. Stayed an hour, no stitches.
Got a funky wrapped toe .....and a bill.